sometimes you just have one of those nights where you feel like you are wasting away doing the same old shit with the same old people and sometimes you just want a change of pace
Best sex you ever had? Worst you've ever had. Favorite position. Most unconventional location.
The best sex I ever had had to do with this girl who knew she was moving away the next day and didn’t tell me. It was just crazy rough and raw and I got off like 3 times and I don’t even know why. I seriously have not talked to that girl since we had sex on the real. Shit was nuts and I just don’t even…
Worst sex had to do with this girl who, when I took her pants off, was wearing “Santa’s Little Helper” underwear in MARCH and I just… like… Idunno, but in all honesty, I feel pretty bad, because I like literally just got in her when I was like, “ehhhhh, maybe not.” and then I found out later I took her virginity. Like, shit, I’m so sorry that was your first experience…
Favorite position would have to be me on bottom and a girl riding me. Forrealz, I’m pretty sure I’m a power bottom. I can sit back and do nothing and let a girl ride me or I can just go to town like no big deal, like that is where I have the most fun (I think it’s partially because I kinda ruined my hips during high school track or something, I guess? Idunno, but missionary and doggy hurt my hips a lot and I can’t do those for very long).
Unconventional location may be in public (or if you’re me, your friend’s car)? Like being in public takes a lot of careful planning and shit… and about that parentheses, I had sex in the back seat of my friend’s car while he and another friend were in the front seat and I felt pretty bad afterward. Especially ‘cause that girl really threw me for a loop when she wanted me to tell her I loved her to get her off. Like eff that noise. I bailed pretty quick, but apologized immediately to my friends.
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chill out guys, i cant handle all 0 messages at once…
ahh the beauty of romance ~*~*~*~*~*~*
I’m gonna cuddle the fuck out of u someday.
i want to so bad but i have to write a history final :( also its like 2 degrees outside rn and aint nobody got time for that shit